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tak to je totalne dojebane. ktery kokot to vypicoval ?

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> From:	z00m of TCG (mimo tu byla ta zakroucena vec pandora.cz) [SMTP:B.Bekes tu byla ta zakroucena vec trenkwalder.com]
> Sent:	Wednesday, November 20, 2002 10:04 AM
> To:	Konference "Věci mimo"
> Subject:	FW: this message may contain explicit words and phrases so
> read it only once...
> 
> 
> From: ******* Head Quarters
> To: All Slovak Speaking Staff
> Subject: Improper Language Usage
> 
> 
> It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
> office in Slovakia that offensive language is commonly used by our Slovak
> speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is
> highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff.
> All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
> 
> 
> 1.. Words like jebal pes, kurva zivot, kokot and other such expressions
> will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter
> how heated a discussion may become.
> 
> 2.. You will not say dojebal when someone makes a mistake, or srali na mna
> if you see someone being reprehended, or hovno when a major mistake has
> been made. All forms and derivations of the verb srat and jebat are
> utterly
> inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
> 
> 3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
> circumstances will be referred to as kokotenko, kokot, jebnuty or hajzel.
> 
> 4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac nor will
> persons who lack initiative be referred to as kokotko.
> 
> 5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred
> to as kokotiny.
> 
> 6.. Do not say chod jebat svoju mamu if somebody is persistent; do not
> add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
> Furthermore, you must not say dojebali sme to (refer to item 2) nor na
> toto
> vyjebeme when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
> 
> 7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say chod
> do pice nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, co do pice
> chces?".
> 
> 8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial
> partners skurveny dodavatel.
> 
> 9.. Do not say chodte do pice s tou kokotinou when a relevant project
> is presented to you, nor should you ever answer metrovy kokot do tvojho
> zadku when your assistance is required.
> 
> 10.. You should never call partner representatives as jednuta svina or
> skurveny hajzel.
> 
> 11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms
> such as jebatelna pica, skurvene hovado or kokotsky buzerant.
> 
> 11.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say
> mozem si s tymto vytriet zadok! Just keep it clean and dispose of it
> properly.
> 
> Thank you.
> 
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