> > A priest and an Australian shepherd met each other in the final of a
> > quiz show. After answering all the normal questions, they were
> > neck-and-neck with the same number of points and the quizmaster had to
> > set
> > a deciding question.
> > The question was, to compose a rhyme in 5 minutes including the word
> > "Timbuktu".
> > After 5 minutes, the priest presented his poem :
> > "I was a father all my life,
> > I had no children, had no wife,
> > I read the bible through and through
> > on my way to Timbuktu..."
> > he audience was thrilled and celebrated the churchman as the certain
> > winner.
> > However, the Aussi stepped forward and recited :
> > "When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
> > we met three ladies cheap to rent.
> > They were three and we were two,
> > so I booked one and Tim booked two..."